Relative of devil

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday.
    He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home.

    She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
    As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: "Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
    Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: "Who the hell is that?"

    "I am the devil", she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
    I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."

    - Lisa

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