Real AOL Conversation

Discussion in 'Windows Desktop Systems' started by Blitzkrieg, May 7, 2003.

  1. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Funniest conversation ever!

    This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent.

    Girl: Hi
    Boy: hello Boy: who is this?
    Girl: just a someone?
    Boy: A someone I know?
    Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    Girl: well sorrrrrry
    Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
    Boy: why?
    Girl: nevermind your an *******
    Boy: Hey wait a minute
    Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
    Girl: paranoid?
    Boy: yes
    Girl: of what?
    Girl: me?
    Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
    Girl: LOL
    Boy: Don't ****ing laugh at me!
    Boy: This **** is serious!
    Girl: What are you hiding from?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: gimme a ****ing break
    Boy: I'm serious.
    Girl: I don't get it
    Boy: The cops are after me.
    Girl: For what?
    Boy: I'm wanted in three states
    Girl: For???
    Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
    Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
    Boy: Hello?
    Girl: You are ****ing sick.
    Boy: Send me your picture.
    Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
    Girl: One of what?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
    Boy: Then send me your picture.
    Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up.
    Boy: Are you there?
    Boy: **** you, cop!
    Girl: Hey sorry
    Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
    Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    Boy: Weren't you!?
    Girl: thats not it
    Boy: Then what?
    Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    Boy: Most cops aren't
    Boy: Then send me the picture.
    Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
    Boy: Just send it through here.
    Girl: alright *PIC*
    Girl: Did you get it?
    Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
    Girl: That was me back in may
    Girl: I've lost weight since then.
    Boy: I hope so
    Girl: what?!?
    Girl: that hurt my feelings.
    Boy: Did it?
    Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
    Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    Girl: yes
    Boy: Alright let me find it.
    Girl: kks
    Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    Girl: this isn't you.
    Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    Girl: You don't look like that.
    Boy: How the hell do you know?
    Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
    Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
    Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
    Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
    Girl: Go **** yourself
    Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
    Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
    Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
    Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
    Girl: you hurt me.
    Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
    Girl: I thought you were bull****ting me!
    Boy: Why would I do that?
    Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
    Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    Girl: FUC YOU!!!
    Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
    Girl: You're a ****ing *******.
    Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
    Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
    Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
    Girl: No you aren't
    Boy: You're right. I'm not.
    Boy: HAARRRRR!
    Girl: I'm done with you
    Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
    Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    STUPID!!! lol :p
  3. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

    Amstelveen, The Netherlands
    lmao :happy:
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    who are they, and is this really true? :huh: :confused: :eek:
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    I doubt some-one sat and wrote it out.
    btw, it's actually longer than that, you've only posted about half of it :)
  6. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Ya, I cut the last half out because it becomes inappropriate afer that, if you want the rest go to this link:

    You have been warned :D
  7. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    Heh, I wasn't sure if you didn't have it all or not.

    By the way, do you actually know Jason (terron) ??
  8. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Don't think so...should I? :confused:
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    No, it's just thats where the aol.txt is located ( and I actually know him, was just curious if you knew him to or had just been passed the URL. :)
  10. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

    just wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.....

    I would prolly waste it anyways....