Real AOL Conversation

Discussion in 'Windows Desktop Systems' started by Blitzkrieg, May 7, 2003.

  1. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Funniest conversation ever!

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    This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent.

    Girl: Hi
    Boy: hello Boy: who is this?
    Girl: just a someone?
    Boy: A someone I know?
    Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    Girl: well sorrrrrry
    Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
    Boy: why?
    Girl: nevermind your an *******
    Boy: Hey wait a minute
    Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
    Girl: paranoid?
    Boy: yes
    Girl: of what?
    Girl: me?
    Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
    Girl: LOL
    Boy: Don't ****ing laugh at me!
    Boy: This **** is serious!
    Girl: What are you hiding from?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: gimme a ****ing break
    Boy: I'm serious.
    Girl: I don't get it
    Boy: The cops are after me.
    Girl: For what?
    Boy: I'm wanted in three states
    Girl: For???
    Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
    Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
    Boy: Hello?
    Girl: You are ****ing sick.
    Boy: Send me your picture.
    Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
    Girl: One of what?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
    Boy: Then send me your picture.
    Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up.
    Boy: Are you there?
    Boy: **** you, cop!
    Girl: Hey sorry
    Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
    Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    Boy: Weren't you!?
    Girl: thats not it
    Boy: Then what?
    Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    Boy: Most cops aren't
    Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
    Boy: Then send me the picture.
    Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
    Boy: Just send it through here.
    Girl: alright *PIC*
    Girl: Did you get it?
    Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
    Girl: That was me back in may
    Girl: I've lost weight since then.
    Boy: I hope so
    Girl: what?!?
    Girl: that hurt my feelings.
    Boy: Did it?
    Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
    Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    Girl: yes
    Boy: Alright let me find it.
    Girl: kks
    Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    Girl: this isn't you.
    Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    Girl: You don't look like that.
    Boy: How the hell do you know?
    Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
    Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
    Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
    Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
    Girl: Go **** yourself
    Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
    Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
    Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
    Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
    Girl: you hurt me.
    Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
    Girl: I thought you were bull****ting me!
    Boy: Why would I do that?
    Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
    Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    Girl: FUC YOU!!!
    Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
    Girl: You're a ****ing *******.
    Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
    Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
    Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
    Girl: No you aren't
    Boy: You're right. I'm not.
    Boy: HAARRRRR!
    Girl: I'm done with you
    Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
    Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

    :D
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    STUPID!!! lol :p
     
  3. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    lmao :happy:
     
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    who are they, and is this really true? :huh: :confused: :eek:
     
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    I doubt some-one sat and wrote it out.
    btw, it's actually longer than that, you've only posted about half of it :)
     
  6. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Ya, I cut the last half out because it becomes inappropriate afer that, if you want the rest go to this link:

    http://www.terron.com/aol.txt

    You have been warned :D
     
  7. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Heh, I wasn't sure if you didn't have it all or not.

    By the way, do you actually know Jason (terron) ??
     
  8. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg Guest

    Don't think so...should I? :confused:
     
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    No, it's just thats where the aol.txt is located (terron.com) and I actually know him, was just curious if you knew him to or had just been passed the URL. :)
     
  10. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    just wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.....

    I would prolly waste it anyways....