Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the
    laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried
    away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under
    his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in
    his life.

    "Wow, this is great!" he thought. It wasn't long before he came
    to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful
    sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the
    lush grass.

    Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and
    I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

    "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped
    over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good.

    "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

    "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there?
    It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

    This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating
    the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he
    asked them again, "What else do you do?"

    "You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in
    it. We eat them as well."

    The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while
    later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?
    " he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him
    and spoke softly.

    "There's one other thing you must try. You see those
    rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the
    field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."

    Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning
    screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he
    staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted.

    "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.

    "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

    The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
    "Why? We thought you liked it here."

    "I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the
    laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

  2. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

  3. Graebob

    Graebob Generally Random

    Middlesbrough, UK
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. Aussie983

    Aussie983 ßµ®ηiή Şiliςδη

  6. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

    Miami, Fl
    hahaah good 1
  7. Vetrius

    Vetrius Coenfidentialityism

    rofl, thats great