Quickies!!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

    Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

    A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and one for the road."

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

    My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled under by a strong currant.
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    All pretty good - but would you believe I had to think about this one?

    Dyslexic man walks into a bra....


    Duh!! ;)
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    :D

    ha ha ha ha ha

    I like that one

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  4. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D , that is genius!!! :D
     
  5. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    They were all pretty good...:D
     
  6. Chief

    Chief Guest

    Good stuff Kirrie. LMAO! :D