Psychiatric ansaphone

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Little old, but i'm sure there are some of you haven't read this yet ;)


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    New answering service installed by the Royal College of Psychiatry


    'Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline:

    If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

    If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you

    If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,and 6

    If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
    Stay on the line so we can trace your call

    If you are delusional, press 7 and you will be transferred to the mother ship

    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press

    If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what you press, no one will answer anyway

    If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line

    If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name

    If you have short term memory loss, press 9. if you have short term memory loss, press 9. if you have short term memory loss, press 9.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hehe, there is actually a # in Tucson that has this recording on it... can't remember the # tho
     
  3. Erbmaster

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    lol.... shame u don't have that number Jewelzz, could've had some fun with that :rolleyes: *whistles innocently*
     
  4. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Good stuff. Never seen it.