Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 24, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
    The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)

    By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

    B 66
    I 73
    L 76
    L 76
    G 71
    A 65
    T 84
    E 69
    S 83
    + 3
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    666 !!

    Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???

    Before you decide, consider the following:

    M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
    77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

    W I N D O W S 9 5
    87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

    Coincidence? You decide...
     
  2. Lee

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    And where did the 3 come from?
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    See? ;)
     
  4. Petros

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    What if he's a man?!



    Freaky...
     
  5. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    HEHEHEHE

    Satan is a interesting MOFO
     
  6. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    This is what is wrong with people, a man or woman do well for themselves end up very rich and people just wanna bring them down. We should be encouraging people, congratulating them on their success, not trying to knock em down.

    I have the upmost respect for Bill gates, if it wasn't for him I would not have th ejoys his software brings me.
     
  7. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    When does WW3 come in? And will it be started by 666 (bill Gates)? :p
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    What do you think Longhorn is? hehe
    It be the end for us then :D
     
  9. mafia-man

    mafia-man OSNN One Post Wonder

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    Yeah old Bill Gate$ will start WW3 so he can sell loads of Microsoft military tech and then release the official WW3 game to coincide with it :p
     
  10. ~bk

    ~bk I Political User

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    Hehe.. Bill Gates is teh devil! [​IMG]

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  11. Now seriously, how much spare time must you (whoever came up with that, not personal to you ZeroHour :)) to come up with something like that?!
     
  12. ~bk

    ~bk I Political User

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    Why is 666 devilish?
     
  13. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    He he he
    I found it on a site. Yeh thats someone who LOVES his linux I think :D
     
  14. Vetrius

    Vetrius Coenfidentialityism

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    Cuz the crazy men who wrote the bible said so
    *Me* is atheist.... HAHAHA I think he did that for a reason.... where did the guy come up with the numbers tho?