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the most outrageous thing I ever did...(that I would admit to)
when I was about 16, I worked for the n.y. city parks dept.
My friends and me were gardening just under one of those huge bronze staues that commemorate some event, (this particular statue was an obscure non event that the family donated to the park)
well, it was some chap on a horse.
We brought our industrial drill the next day, and dilled through the tip of this animals manhood.
then we used a bigger bit, and did the same thing, just under his tail.
filled the animal with water, plugged the front drill hole with a bunch of salt, and three days later, out of nowhere, the monument started to releave itself...for four days.
muwahahaah
when I was about 16, I worked for the n.y. city parks dept.
My friends and me were gardening just under one of those huge bronze staues that commemorate some event, (this particular statue was an obscure non event that the family donated to the park)
well, it was some chap on a horse.
We brought our industrial drill the next day, and dilled through the tip of this animals manhood.
then we used a bigger bit, and did the same thing, just under his tail.
filled the animal with water, plugged the front drill hole with a bunch of salt, and three days later, out of nowhere, the monument started to releave itself...for four days.
muwahahaah