Poop on his head

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ming, Mar 20, 2004.

  1. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    This was taken from the National Lottery website about winners. :p

    "A man was walking under a tree and a bird pooped on him - as this is supposed to be lucky, he decided to buy a Fortune 4 scratchcards ticket and won £24.00. The following week the same thing happened, a little bird pooped on him from the same tree! So he went and bought another National Lottery Fortune 4 and won £444. He now spends time on Wednesdays and Saturday standing under that lucky tree, waiting for that little bird to.
    A man was walking under a tree and a bird pooped on him - as this is supposed to be lucky, he decided to buy a Fortune 4 scratchcards ticket and won £24.00. The following week the same thing happened, a little bird pooped on him from the same tree! So he went and bought another National Lottery Fortune 4 and won £444. He now spends time on Wednesdays and Saturday standing under that lucky tree, waiting for that little bird to......"
     
  2. Glaanieboy

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    uhuh. And the moral to the story is? :confused:
     
  3. Lee

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    Where is that Tree? I want to be pooped upon, muck is money btw.
     
  4. ming

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    The guy got lucky twice after being pooped on by a bird. So he decided to stand under a tree or whatever waiting to be pooped on so that he can get lucky again.