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Borrowing on Grinders Thread in 'Jokes' I propose a Darwin award scheme for Computers and those who use them.
I'll go first:
Whilst I was offshore a while back I spent about an hour on the telephone explaining to my wife how to use the internet. Things never really got off the ground and through increasing frustrations I figured that my Missus must be completely inept as she couldn't even get the system to connect!
Only after I'd hung up did I realsise that....
how could she connect whilst I was gabbing to her on the phone?
DOH!
Now we need some more examples of gross ineptitude at the keyboard...
I'll go first:
Whilst I was offshore a while back I spent about an hour on the telephone explaining to my wife how to use the internet. Things never really got off the ground and through increasing frustrations I figured that my Missus must be completely inept as she couldn't even get the system to connect!
Only after I'd hung up did I realsise that....
how could she connect whilst I was gabbing to her on the phone?
DOH!
Now we need some more examples of gross ineptitude at the keyboard...