A naive young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how ofter you should have it. His Grandfather told him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day. Later on sex tapers off & you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary." The man then asks his grandfather "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replies "Oh we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young man asks. "Well" says Grandpa "she goes to bed in her bedroom & I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells F*** YOU and I holler back F*** YOU TOO!!"