On a week-end jaunt I needed to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went to the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next stall... "Hi there, how's it going?" Now I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but finally I said, "...Not bad..." Then the voice said, "So, what are you doing?" I thought that was kinda weird, but I said, "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm heading west..." The voice interrupted, "Look, I'm gonna have to call you back. Every time I ask you a question, this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"