On the Edge!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    In court to answer a paternity suit, fourteen-year-old Pete stood at his lawyer’s side.
    To emphasize the inaccuracy of the charge, the attorney unzipped the boy’s pants and held his flaccid member.
    “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,” the lawyer said, rattling the organ. “I ask you to study this undeveloped Peter. Examine this limp, preadolescent genital and ask yourself, ‘Is it possible that he could have fathered a baby with this!’”

    Suddenly, from the corner of his mouth, Pete said, “Psst! Mr. Bigshot! If you don’t let go real soon, we are going to lose this case!”
     
  2. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Wow Kirrie, you seem to have had a little bit of time off :D
    Good to see you here again.
     
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Thanks EP. Will spend a bit more time here in future, as I have been a bad boy, by not coming to this place of ill repute for such a long time.