Old Man In The Mall

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Tittles, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
    the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green,
    Red, Purple, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared.Everytime the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

    not that funny really but o well
     
  2. champ2005

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    lol? wtf
     
  3. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...unno more i read it, it kinda gets funnier. Now the movie Tommy Boy is funny so are the ace ventura movies :)