Old Lady

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by rushm001, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
    problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
    It never smells and it's always silent. As a matter of fact I've
    passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You
    didn't know I was passing gas because it doesn't smell and it's
    silent".

    The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next
    week."

    The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know
    what you gave me, but now my passing gas... although still silent, it
    stinks terribly."

    "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
    we'll start to work on your hearing.
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hahahaha :)
     
  4. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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  5. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    Very, very good :)

    Skazzy
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Now that was a stinker. :D