Old Lady and the Almonds

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Old Lady and the Almonds

    A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs
    Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs Smith appears.

    "Good Day Mrs Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are
    doing" The woman says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we'll have some tea."

    While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table.
    "Mind if I have one?", the priest says.

    "Not at all, have as many as you like".

    After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has
    been visting says to Mrs Smith, "Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be
    going. Oh but dear me I have eaten all your almonds. I'll have to replace them
    next time I visit."

    To which Mrs Smith replied, "Oh don't bother Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth,
    it's all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."
  2. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yuk, lol good one ;)

    Think the old version is Chocolate Brazils.
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    Disgusting :)