Old Is...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    OLD IS WHEN ........


    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

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  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Haha, nice :D
     
  3. celticfan11

    celticfan11 Moderator

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    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You take as many drugs as MLB players! ;)
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Heh heh, and the doctor says ya need more. :p