Old but Able!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Two old ladies, Mary and Maude in their 80s, are sitting chatting to each other.

    Mary turns to Maude and asks, "Do you still get the urge?"

    Maude replies, "Oooh yes, I certainly do".

    "So what do you do about it"? asks Mary.

    "Well, I just go and suck a very strong Lifesaver" replies Maude.

    "Oh" says Mary, "and who drives you to the beach"?

    :confused: ;) :D
  2. :D lol, good one :)
  3. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

    with or without teeth?