Two old ladies, Mary and Maude in their 80s, are sitting chatting to each other. Mary turns to Maude and asks, "Do you still get the urge?" Maude replies, "Oooh yes, I certainly do". "So what do you do about it"? asks Mary. "Well, I just go and suck a very strong Lifesaver" replies Maude. "Oh" says Mary, "and who drives you to the beach"?