New york hooker

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a
    perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.

    A hooker comes along and says to him,

    "Like to come home with me, buddy? "

    "For how much?" asks the man.

    "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.

    "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.

    The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later, the
    man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. As
    they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes
    one look at the man and his wife and says,

    "HA! see what you get for five bucks?"
     
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