Muuuuuuuuuuuch Bigger

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jozhik, Mar 16, 2005.

  1. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    An American is in Australia for the first time and is shown the highlights of the country. The Australian guide shows him Kosciusko Mountain, the highest mountain in Australia. The American responds: "In America, the mountains are muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch higher". The Australian guide shrugs it off easily.

    Then he showed the American tourist Eyre Lake, the biggest lake in Australia. The American laughs and says: "In America, the lakes are muuuuuuuuuuuuuch bigger". The guide is starting to get a little irritated.

    They tour on, and the guide shows him Great Victoria, one of the two largest deserts in Australia. The American again is not impressed. "In America, the deserts are muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch larger!" he says. The Australian guide is on the edge of losing his temper, but still manages to stay polite.

    They travel on and suddenly the American points at a kangaroo and shouts "Oh my God, what in tarnation is THAT?!?!?!" The Australian looks at him, pretending to be surprised and says: "What, haven't you got mice in America???"
     
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  2. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    hmm... :p
     
  3. ElementalDragon

    ElementalDragon The One and Only

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    heh, nice one. and Welcome to OSNN.net
     
  4. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    thanks :)
     
  5. zeke_mo

    zeke_mo (value not set) Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    hahahha. nice
     
  6. onimkron

    onimkron OSNN Senior Addict

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    Excellent..can't think of anything else to say, but I think that made my day :)
     
  7. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...i was expecting this to be a penis joke but it wasnt lol. Good joke tho :)
     
  8. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    Always fun to put people on the wrong thought in jokes... usually makes the pun better :p
     
  9. haha funny one