Mental Asylum

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Henyman, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
    teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
    because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No." said the Director,


    "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a
    view?"


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  2. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    heh! d'you know how many people we would lose that way?
     
  3. technokid88

    technokid88 Part of a System Folding Team

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    You have to think outside the box lol... my guess in my head was to pull the plug
     
  4. falconguard

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    box ? what box? I was gonna throw in Jello