Mens Rights!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest


    30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy

    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

    3. Why don't we just cuddle?

    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

    5. Make it dance.

    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

    8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

    10. Oh no... a flash headache.

    11. (giggle and point)

    12. Can I be honest with you?

    13. How sweet, you brought incense.

    14. This explains your car.

    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

    16. Why is God punishing me?

    17. At least this won't take long.

    18. I never saw one like that before.

    19. But it still works, right?

    20. It looks so unused.

    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

    23. Are you cold?

    24. If you get me real drunk first.

    25. Is that an optical illusion?

    26. What is that?

    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

    28. Does it come with an air pump?

    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people
    on personality.

    30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
  2. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    LMAO ...#9 is a killa!! #30 recieves honourable mention :)
  3. rick_422

    rick_422 Guest

    so hard to chose the best!
    there are some goodens, unless they are said to you!

    they are my picks!
    :eek: :D
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    Why are all the 30 things got to do with the midsection?
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    That's funny Kirrie... :p :p
  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Gonaads, I`ve had all 30. :eek: ;)
  7. i learned a long time ago that if size matters to a woman she is either a big time ho or just never satisfied with anything(oh wait thats ALL women)