Men Get Even

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Men Get Even


    A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
    up as it sometimes does.

    But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just
    want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that
    he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

    The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
    He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She
    can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to
    the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.

    The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond
    earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited.
    She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn't care. She goes
    for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't even play
    tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."

    The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cashier."

    The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this
    stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
    this stuff for a while."

    The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her
    husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
     
  2. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Seen this before, but still good :D
     
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Ouch....Good stuff.

    :)
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    lol....that is funny!
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Now this is what it's all about, being in tune with each other. :rolleyes:... Yeah riiiiite. :p
     
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  7. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    hahaha, right after that they both get lawyers.
     
  8. jonifen

    jonifen pffff...

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    lol bootsy... so true :rolleyes:
     
  9. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Man! Now I wanna go out and punch a woman IN THE FACE!!!
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy Boogie Nights...!

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    Cripes!
    :(
     
  11. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    take that biotch :p
     
  12. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Geffy....who is that super hot chick?

    Man...she's hot.
     
  13. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Looks like Jennifer O'dell to me...at least I think that's her name :)