Medical Students

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by rushm001, May 21, 2003.

  1. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Students at the City of London Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted."

    The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the arse of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the arse of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing
    it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
    them: "The second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!"
     
  2. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    WoW. Thats funny.

    Highly disgusting, but funny.
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Woooooo... That SUCKS! :p :p
     
  4. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Is that 'poking' fun at doctors?
     
  5. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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  6. bloodfyr

    bloodfyr Guest

    Ooooh. That's wrong.

    Funny...but still wrong.
     
  7. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    lol but very sick :S
     
  8. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    ahahah stupid students! :p
     
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D