Married Life

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Adamas, Jun 22, 2005.

  1. Adamas

    Adamas OSNN Junior Addict

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.:nervous:

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.":cry:

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.:laugh:

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f* ck en blanket!":mad:

    After a moment of silence, he farted.:devious:
     
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  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Heh heh heh, nice. :p
     
  3. rik

    rik OSNN Addict

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    So true :D
     
  4. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    true dat homie...living the life of a gangsta ain't easyyy
     
  5. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol

    You ruined this thread by saying gangsta lol
     
  6. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    my bad homieee
     
  7. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    its ok dawg
     
  8. Ahaha! Genius! :D