Luck of the Irish???

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 27, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

    "Can I help you lad?" asks the cop.

    "Yesssh, Sssshombody stole me car!", the Irishman replies.

    The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    "T`was at the end of dis key", he replies.

    About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's willie is
    being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you're
    exposing yourself?"

    The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OHHH GOD... dey got me girlfriend too!!"
     
  2. polyglory

    polyglory Walkabout Specialist

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    Nice One:)
     
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Speak English you fool! They`ll think you`re a spy. :D
     
  4. polyglory

    polyglory Walkabout Specialist

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    bejasus, it was the green man on a pushbike, chasing a tanker saying its the blackstuff:) :D