Love dress

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by pothitos, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. pothitos

    pothitos Guest

    Probably seen it before but i found it funny


    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently
    married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
    into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked
    by the door.

    "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
    "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress." the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS! You are naked." said the mother-in-law "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy." said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate it if you left now because my husband will be home any minute." The daughter-in-law continued.

    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" the mother-in-law replied. "Maybe you should iron it." he replied.
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LOL... Like you said qiucksilva, its an old one, but still good. :D