Lost ball.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    THE GOLF BALL

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
    "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
    We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
    That's when I made my big mistake."
    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
    "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
    like yours!" “Well, I really don't remember much after that.”
     
  2. chastity

    chastity Moderator Political User

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  3. Octopus

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    good one!LOL
     
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    good one
     
  5. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    You must have a really good source for jokes
     
  6. Jewelzz

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    lol, good on Kirrie :)