Lost a great dinner companion yesterday

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Feb 15, 2003.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on
    the following news. Please join us in
    remembering a great icon of the entertainment

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
    infection and complications from repeated pokes
    in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a
    lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
    respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
    the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
    Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
    described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
    he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
    later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of
    his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as
    a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
    for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
    children, John Dough and Jane Dough: plus they
    had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Oh that's good. :D

    But I heard that his wife Play Dough was rollin around with the Hostess Twinkies screamin, "stuff me with your creamy filling!" :eek: :p
  3. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

    Melbourne Australia
    No it's not true. NO! Not doughboy. First they killed his site, now doughboy himself. He was pushed. :(
    Thankyou doughboy for all those nights of regurgitation. For all the fats oozing outa my pores. Especially the 'Homer' look I now have. Ah he will be truly missed. RIP
  4. XPletive

    XPletive bbbb-ring...

    Huh... and I thought he died like this.... :D

  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    You mean the Doughboy poops the Crossant site??? :p
  6. RazerBack

    RazerBack The First Rebirth

    Pretty good play on words.
  7. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

  8. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator