Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A US lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
  2. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    HAHA, ingenious!
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao :D