Ever had that crazy, crazy dream of managing and running a beef bowl chain in Japan? Apparently, someone thinks you do. There's a game called Yoshinoya arriving on the PS2 in Japan on May 27 that allows you to seat customers, take their orders, and make sure "that the beef, onions, and rice come out even." Yoshinoya Damn, I don't think it'll come out for XBox. I'll have to buy a PS2 and a book to learn to read Japanese in 24 hours.