Ladies Beware!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are apparently passed the age of giving a running pursuit.
    What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well enhanced young appears.
    With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he pretends to wash your windshield.
    While he is doing this, another person opens the back door of your car, taking
    anything you have in the car.
    They are very good at this. They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday---I couldn't find them on Sunday.

    ;)
     
  2. lancer

    lancer There is no answer! Political User Folding Team

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    Thats terrible, in so many ways haha
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    poor poor :D
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Is he like the borg?
    maybe we are being invaded :eek:
     
  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Hah I should have changed that to well endowed :laugh:
     
  6. Mastershakes

    Mastershakes Moderator

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    LOL Zero, you are gonna give me a seizure with that sig. heheh

    Evil, I've got a suggestion. Get a driver. Don't pay him, the view should be enough. Then, just wait in the back seat. Double your pleasure !!

    hehehe :)
     
  7. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Which area is I need to stay away from? I might have to drive by just to make sure I know who it is you're talking about ;)
     
  8. Steevo

    Steevo Spammer representing. Political User Folding Team

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    Damn, someone is onto my scam.


    /hides