Knowledge Pill

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by a00r, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. a00r

    a00r OSNN Junior Addict Political User

    the internetz
    A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

    A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

    The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature."

    The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

    "What else do you have?" asks the student.

    "Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.

    The student asks for these, swallows them, and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"

    The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," and goes back into the storeroom. He brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

    "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

    The pharmacist replies, "Well, you know... math always was a little hard to swallow."
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2008
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  2. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    Between Austin and Tampa
    Might want to introduce some breaks in that post amigo.

    It's all a run-together sentence which makes it harder to read :)
  3. Gigabot

    Gigabot OSNN Senior Addict

    I've put it in an easier to read form if anyone is interested in reading it. :)