Just a few :p

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Why do men prefer blondes?
    Men always like intellectual company.

    Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
    To stop the snoring before it starts.

    How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
    He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So men can remember them.
     
  2. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    I will post the counter strike post, when I have time later!:D
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hey Marge, just buy me a beer and we'll call it foreplay. :p
     
  4. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Bring it on....I can take it :p


    Your on Gonaads ;)