John Major

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by xsivforce, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Has John Major been hanging out with Bill Clinton these days? :D

    Those in the UK know who I am referring to. ;)
     
  2. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    :D

    I heard they've been sharing curries
    Edwina's

    :p

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  3. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    They should revive 'Spitting Image' for just one episode to cover this momentous revelation.
     
  4. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    My God ,Which one was blind....Their not easy on the eye are they?
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Wasnt john major the Pm b4 Blair???
     
  6. Yup!

    Mr Grey, who, as it appears wasn't quite so boring!
     
  7. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    maybe not so boring, but apparently insane
     
  8. I'm not sure who I feel ashamed for, John Major or Edwina Currie
     
  9. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Poor Norma

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    :cool:
     
  10. Shrek

    Shrek Kenya believe it...

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    Poor John,would u want to wake up next to Edwina Currie in the morning?
     
  11. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    You like commas don't you?
     
  12. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    ,,,,wot''''s,,,wrong,,,with,,,comma''''''s????

    Maybethepoorladsspacebarisgoosed!

    Incidently I'm not sure how this suing business works but:

    But how is it possible for a paper to sue Major (unsue themselves?) when the original action was over an allegation of an affair with somebody completely different??

    Bizarre.
     
  13. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    I don't understand that either:confused:
     
  14. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    Wot - all that nonsense I wrote joined up or the suing stuff? :D

    I think the reason is this:

    1. Major sued the paper for loss of reputation because reports of an alleged affair (with a cleaner) were found to be untrue.

    2. In 2002 it was proven that whilst he wasn't humping a cleaner he was infact doing something much worse... humping Edwina.

    3. The paper will try to argue that the identity of the co-humpee is not relevant and that because Major was infact having an affair at the time his loss of reputation today retroactively unsues themselves in this new action.

    4. But this is rubbish because by dint of the fact that no one new of his affair with Edwina his reputation was intact when the paper sued him. Unless of course...

    5. It may also be that during the trial Major announced to the court that he was a blemish free character etc...

    In which case he is undoubtedly a rotten egg!
     
  15. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Without a doubt

    This casts a serious shadow of doubt over his integrity

    if lied about this what else did he lie about

    this guy was in a position of trust & he has let the nation down

    he deserves everything he gets

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  16. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Just my personal opinion, but I say, ALL politicians the world over, are in the game for what they can get out of it, not what they can put into it.
    I would not put my trust in any one of them, and as for putting my John Thomas in any of them. Uggghhhh!

    Here endeth the lesson.
     
  17. kohoutec

    kohoutec Guest

    *ahem* whats grey and smells of curry?

    john majors d*ck

    i'll get me coat...