Jewelzz Prayer.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 16, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    PRAYERS




    A GIRL’S PRAYER

    Lord
    Before I lay me down to sleep
    I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
    One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
    One who’s baton’s thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
    One who’ll
    Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
    In the hall, the loo, the
    Garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me no end,
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.

    Amen.


    A BOY’S PRAYER

    Lord
    I pray for a lady with big boobs.

    Amen.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie? :p

    If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way :D
     
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    What was your address again Jewelzz????? :D :D :D
     
  4. GraLk

    GraLk Guest

    Nice one Kirrie. I read it to my wife, and she said 'sounds about right'. She meant the last line.

    Then she hugged me....awwwwwwwwwww. :)
     
  5. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    the boobs bit ?
     
  6. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hey, I'm just praying for a man who wants to have fun ;) :p


    No boobs tho :D
     
  7. mafia-man

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    Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type :D
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Wooo hooo ;)
     
  9. Tbird94sc

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    LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
    a lot of girls experiment now



    just joking. hope you know im only kiddin
     
  10. Jewelzz

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    I have my own boobs :D :D
     
  11. Tbird94sc

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    LMAO that you do.....that you do
     
  12. Jewelzz

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  13. mafia-man

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    I wouldnt mind being a woman (exept for a certain time of month)

    I mean u wake up in the morning look down and WOOO HOOOO boobs :D

    I'd never stop playing wiv em :p

    any offers Jewellz? I need some to play wiv :D
     
  14. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    RE: Mens prayer

    As a representative of my gender I just like to say I'm officially outraged and demand an immediate apology and withdrawal of the statment.

    Alternately just let me see your boobs :D
     
  15. dijital

    dijital Guest

    haha this has become a horny-folks thread

    some advice: go look at porn and get it out of your system... for the moment anyways.
     
  16. Jewelzz

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    Just another day at XP-erience dijital :D