PRAYERS A GIRL’S PRAYER Lord Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who’s baton’s thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?” One who’ll Make love till my body’s a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the Garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the ass**** you sent me instead. Amen. A BOY’S PRAYER Lord I pray for a lady with big boobs. Amen.