Jesse Jackson

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Bucky Badger, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. Bucky Badger

    Bucky Badger OSNN Addict

    Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

    In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

    After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and said, "That tasted like bull ****!"`

    The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
  2. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

    Fort Worth, TX
    The really sad part is the guy started out good. When I was a kid he set up a "not for profit" machine company, OIC, in Philadelphia to train underprivileged kids in decent paying real skills so they could get out of the ghettos. Somewhere along the line he forgot about the "why" and just became interested in the "how much". :(

    BTW The company went belly up 10-20 years ago.
  3. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    LOL, and LeeJend what are you talking about?
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