To be read in a Sean Connery Style A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies,"Q's just given me a state of the art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically." The lady says,"Whats is it letting you know?" "Well it says you're not wearing knickers....."The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."