James Bond

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    In a house
    To be read in a Sean Connery Style

    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies,"Q's just given me a state of the art watch and I
    was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state of the art watch? What's so
    special about it?"

    Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically."

    The lady says,"Whats is it letting you know?"

    "Well it says you're not wearing knickers....."The woman giggles and replies,
    "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

    Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

    :D :D

  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. Nice one alan.:D :D
  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

    Petal, Mississippi
    Hey alan - maybe it is an hour slow and James Bond is getting old????:confused:

    Just a thought!;)
  4. lol. good one. where can i get some watch like that btw?
  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    LOL! Looks like Q is getting too old; or is getting his timezones wrong