its kinda funny though

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by UberBert, Mar 17, 2003.

  1. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    There once was a little boy. It was thanksgiving and his grandparents were coming over.
    That morning the mother and father are arguing over bills. The father calls the mother an a*shole. The boy asks what that word ment. The parents said old people.
    The boy walks in the bathroom. His father is shaving and cuts himself. He yells Sh*t. The boy asks what that word ment. The father said shaving cream.
    The boy goes downstairs. His mother cuts her finger while chopping the stuffing and said f*ck. The boy asks what that word ment. The mother said stuffing.
    When the grandparents come the boy opens the door. He sais:

    Welcome a*sholes. Il take your coats. Dad is upstairs putting S*it on his face and mom is f*cking the Turkey.



    Enjoy...



    -Bert
     
  2. XP Abuser

    XP Abuser Guest

    HA THERES LOADS OF VARIATIONS OF THAT AINT HEARD THAT1 THO:)
     
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  4. rettahc

    rettahc Guest

    HeHe good one