Is Saddam Alive?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive",
    Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him
    know that he is still in the game.

    Bush opened the letter and saw only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H" He
    couldn't figure it out, so he asked Karl Rove.

    Rove suggested that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code,
    so
    Bush sent it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, couldn't figure it out,
    either.

    He suggested, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's
    smart." But Dr. Rice was baffled, too.

    As Bush was pondering the mysterious message, which lay on the desk before
    him, Colin Powell came into the Oval Office.

    When he saw the paper and read what was written on it, he asked, "Sir,
    where did that come from?"

    Bush replied testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Saddam. But what the
    hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"

    Powell cleared his throat and replied, "Mr. President, I think you've been
    looking at the message upside down."
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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  3. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    The joke was ruined, cos I automatically read numbers and characters upside down when they are grouped like that :eek:

    Skazzy
     
  4. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    same here... also alread seen the message before... :(

    MdSalih
     
  5. old but still funny.

    Didnt he give the message to Clinton at the end instead of Powell?
     
  6. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

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    lol, now thats good!!!!!
     
  7. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    humor is lost on some of you ppl...
     
  8. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Saddam has been caught!

    He was hiding in a field with some of his closest aids.
    They sprayed the field with viagra and the prick stood up.
     
  9. lol
     
  10. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Hehe, n1 Jewelzz :)
     
  11. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hah hah hah hah :p