Irish Daughter

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by LeeJend, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

    Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have
    you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write
    us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing?
    Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know
    what you put your Mum through??!!"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became
    a prostitute..."

    "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
    You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to
    see you again!"

    "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
    this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed
    mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 5
    million Euros. For my little brother, this gold Rolex,
    and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited
    edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime
    membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an
    invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board
    my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

    Her Father says, "Now what was it you said you had
    become?"

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ...
    Sniff, sniff."

    "Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!
    I thought you said 'a Protestant'. Come here and
    give your old man a hug!"
     
  2. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    hqhqahahahhaahahahah
     
  3. gonaads

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    hahahahaha... Daaaaaaaaaamn. :p
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. hahahahaha
     
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  6. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    With my last name being O'Reilly I find this to be very close to the true nature of our being !

    LOLOLOL
     
  7. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    I have an Irish surname too but only by marriage :cheeky:
     
  8. E-kLiPsE

    E-kLiPsE OSNN Junkie

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    O'Reilly... Kremit looks effi'n st0ned in that pic! LOL
    Hope all is well in Mtl... miss my home.

    With a name like Ryan, I can only HOPE *fingers crossed* to have a daughter like that :laugh:
     
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  9. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    Kremit looks stoned so does Kermit !!!
     
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    Need for Weed, Underground?

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