In Contempt

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  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    In Contempt

    The judge asked the defendant to please stand. "You are charged with
    murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."

    From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying *******!"

    "Silence in the court!" the judge says to the man who shouted. He turns
    to the defendant and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy
    with a shovel."

    "Damn tightwad," the same man in the gallery blurted out.

    "I said QUIET!" yelled the judge. To the defendant, "You are also
    charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

    "You jackass!" the man from the gallery yelled.

    The judge thundered at the man in the galley, "If you don't tell me
    right now the reasons for your outbursts, I'll hold you in contempt!"

    The man answered back, "I've lived beside that man for ten years now,
    but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?!"
  2. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

  3. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

    Miami, Fl