I lost my job today

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by zoey, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    I lost my job today. I came into work on time..... I did exactly what
    the boss told me to do! I followed all the rules, and never once
    disrespected anybody...

    Then, the first time I ever had a chance to drive one of them fork
    lifts, I made one little mistake, and everyone starts running around in circles screaming and shouting.

    You'd think I set the place on fire or something, the way people were looking at me afterwards!

    I don't understand it . . . . I didn't mean to do it . . . It was an
    accident . . . .

    Everyone messes up, it could've happened to anyone!

  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

    Melbourne Australia
    Ya boofhead! Don't ya know them things are suppose to point up.

    I think in that line of work one mistake is wayyyyy toooooo much. :eek:
  3. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    I'd like a job like this...looks like the bomb
  4. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator

    it ain't a bomb. it's a fuel tank for a plane.

    everybody see's them and assumes bomb, bomb's are painted differnet colors

  5. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

    Ottawa, Ontario
    really, oh well dosent matter!
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    That IS a BOMB.

    Note the style of tail fins that are mainly used for stability when dropped... Some Drop Tanks have no fins and they have a rounded point at both ends, this one don't. Others have rear fins but straight out the sides for aerodynamics.

    I've seen a few... But the image does not have the best angle to be 100% sure.

    Sooo, this is my opinion. :cool:

    And Zoey... nice pic. :p
  7. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator

    Sorry, but I know what I am talking about, that is a external fuel tank for most likely a fighter jet.

    Seen plenty of them in my days, in the Air Force.

  8. Herkalees

    Herkalees Guest

    Everyone loves to be right.

    I think it's a weird cat named "muscles".
  9. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao Herkalees!! I thought it was a bomb too :huh:
    But i dont know much bout this kinda stuff

  10. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    The Damn thing look like an MK-20 Rock Eye Cluster F**k... Errrrrrr, Cluster Bomb. :huh:

    But the damn nose is not correct. Bleh...
  11. FoSsiL

    FoSsiL Guest

    sorry for losing ur job, but the pic hahaha
  12. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    Between Austin and Tampa
    the argentines know all about it..

    during the falkland wars... one argentine lad was shot up by the brits and somehow miraculously made it back almost to his base... to reduce drag and conserve fuel he dropped his empty fuel tanks... and was promptly blasted out of the sky by anti aircraft fire thinking he was dropping bombs...


    just thought I would share...
  13. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    It's definately a fuel tank. I've seen plenty of bombs while working on the flight deck of a carrier, also seen plenty of fuel tanks.
  14. XP Abuser

    XP Abuser Guest

    zoe is this a joke or summin

    cuz if it aint and your boss made you drive a forklift and you didnt have a licence. (dont know if you need a licence) then your boss is ****ed and you could get your job back

    but not sure this sounds like a joke
  15. XP Abuser

    XP Abuser Guest

    hey WTF why is thread started by zoey then first post by bucky badger:confused:
  16. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    they changed there name probly:cool:
  17. stuy_b

    stuy_b Guest

    Sorry to hear you lost your job over that accident, that seems alittle harsh for the employers to sake you for that. Hope you find a new job soon.
  18. XP Abuser

    XP Abuser Guest

    henyman you are a genius:happy:
  19. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    i could take that as being sarcastic...but i wont:p
  20. Zedric

    Zedric NTFS Guru Folding Team

    In case anyone missed it, it's a joke. The pic is anyway. I've seen it all over the net. :)

    I believed it too until I saw the pic. :D