I gave him his two dollar back

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought
    a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed
    to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I
    have some bad news.

    The donkey died. "Well, then, just give me my money back."
    Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    "OK, then, just unload the donkey."

    "What ya gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.

    I'm going to raffle him off.""You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    "Sure, I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
    said the Cajun.

    A month later the farmer met up the Cajun and asked,
    "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    The Cajun replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred
    tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

    "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

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  2. Kr0m

    Kr0m Moderator

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    rofl!
     
  3. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    Hahaha!
    That is awesome!
     
  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Excellent!:yowch:
     
  5. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    Might have to consider that when selling my ps3.... when i get it. ;)