Husband Shop

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jul 2, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A husband shopping centre has just opened where a woman may go to choose a
    husband from among many men.

    The store is comprised of SIX floors, and the men increase in positive
    attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch:

    As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
    if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building
    and you can never re-enter.

    So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have

    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
    last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
    up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
    extremely good looking.

    "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    extremely good looking and help with the housework.

    "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
    And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic

    "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
    up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor no.
    123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
    floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. He He!

    Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and HAVE A NICE DAY.
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

    Montreal, Quebec
  3. NerdUprising

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  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    LOL... Ooooh that's good. Hee hee. :p
  5. the milkman

    the milkman OSNN Junior Addict

    leicester england
    lol but so true