Husband sending 100 kisses instead of salary

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  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    A letter has been sent from a husband:

    Dear Sweetheart:

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

    Your Loving Husband,

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

    Dearest sweetheart,

    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses

    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

    Your Sweet Heart.

    - Lisa

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