Hunting Flies

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Hunting Flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
    a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    typical :D