How to tell you are married!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Heeter, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

    How to tell you are married!!

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about
    their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three
    will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
    with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
    'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
    wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
    opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
    night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door
    and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'