How to Achieve Inner Peace

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by drz01, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. drz01

    drz01 Weekend DJ

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    INNER PEACE

    I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the fall season we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

    So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Drambuie, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

    You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace
     
  2. lancer

    lancer There is no answer! Political User Folding Team

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    you think this is a joke but i have a few friends that do this for real, but then again you could consider them jokes. :)
     
  3. inakaotaku

    inakaotaku OSNN Addict

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    Ha ha... I finished the pills, I finished the smoke...