ok fine have it your way:
Every morning, before I wake up, it prestarts, and will release two eggs from the refrigerator right on to the amd processor, which allows me to wake up to scrambled eggs!!!
as soon as the eggs are done, the plate is cleaned and put back where it came from
. The amd processor underclocks itself, and cools to tolerble working conditions.
once this is done, the box immediately goes into an unattended reformatt, wipes the hardrive clean, retrieves the backup cds, reinstalls all my programs, and resetts all my tweaks with a .reg file that Dirk diggles wrote specifically for my use.
The modem is activated, the xp-erience "new posts" page is brought up, and the specific problems that I can handle are highlighted, and entered with the qoute of the person posing thie particulafr issue at hand.
my office is called, and a random message is generated, explaining why I won't be in today.
my car is started, airconditioner is turned on, winows and sunroof are lowered.
did I mention...? coffe was brewed at the same time my eggs were scrambled and the mug was put in the dishwasher!
lol you asked me what it did so I told you