Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    You thought the Hamster ordeal was weird, this one is twisted. You'll never look at your significant other the same way again. :D

    Nothing is FREE. But he sure looks happy.
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    Above:
    A 1993 photo of alleged "sex for security" scam artist Helen Crandall.
    Police suspect the groceries she is holding were paid for by her victim,
    husband David Crandall (right).




    Another wild one straight from the onion.

    :p
     
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  2. Henyman

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  3. Tittles

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    At first i was like whats wrong with her getting money after sex 30 min later? Then i read more and was like lol.

    I love these stories :p
     
  4. falconguard

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    does this mean they are married? :laugh:

    can see it now, a wave of arrests nationwide...the scourge of the community
     
  5. Tittles

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    Yeah thats what i was trying to getat falcon but i sorta didnt say it right lol.
     
  6. LeeJend

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    Umm, HOW DID THE POLICE KNOW he was handing her the $50 right after sex? Video bugs, listening at the window, sniffing police dogs?

    This sounds like invasion of privacy to me and unauthorized surveilance. They should both counter sue the police department for oh, say at least $244,000 plus court costs and legal fees...

    PS Do you think I've been living in the USA too long?
     
  7. vern

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    I don't get it. Whats wrong about your husband buying and giving the woman money? ... or am I not following this right?
     
  8. LeeJend

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    It was a joke article. A slam against the stupidity of the police.

    Gotcha!
     
  9. Admiral Michael

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    Thats what The Onion is all about as far as I kno.
     
  10. gonaads

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    Sooooo, how many are lost? :p
     
  11. mlakrid

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    --perplexed look--

    *raises hand* :dead:
     
  12. falconguard

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    it's called marriage, although if you are single and still doing the same thing, then you have a girlfriend, just an expensive one.
     
  13. gonaads

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    Hahaha :p
     
  14. mlakrid

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    so let me get this straight

    Marriage = prostitution = Sex-For-Security SCAM??? :eek:
     
  15. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Actually no... ya see it is only one, not many. Ya don't go out lookin for variety. Well the faithful ones don't anyway. If ya want variety, there's always wigs, sexy clothing, closing yer eyes and fantasizing, toys... errrr, nevermind. :p
     
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    So your wearing wigs, sexy clothing etc gives your wife the feeling she has variety in partners?

    Last time I did that my wife bitched at me for 20 minutes for wearing her clothes.
     
  17. falconguard

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    too funny...secret life there Gonaads? Is there a Gonaads in lace pic, like EP's? err...I better shut up now, before my wife wonders why I'm laughing too hard at this thread.
     
  18. vern

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    heh. Original post didn't say it was from theonion.
     
  19. gonaads

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    Ooooh yes it diiiiiid.

    scroll to bottom of first post :D
     
  20. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    SO.... anything the onion does is a spoof?

    Hehehe I will have to spam my poor email buddies fake posts..

    :)